Meet our Cast: Matt

 
Roles?
Da Boss (but actually Eddie and Dr. Scott)

What's your sign, baby?
Wot? Wot sign? I'za Goff

Life story?
I'm deff to any'fing dat walks or crawls, w'ere I go nothin' stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an' we caught ol' one-eye when da speed freekz blew da humies' big tanks ta bits. I let 'im go 'cause good enemiez iz 'ard ta find, an' Boyz need enemiez ta fight like they need meat ta eat an' grog ta drink.

Occupation?
Be'in Da killy'es Git in dis Waagh

Dream job?
We'z gonna stomp Da u'iverse flat an' kill any'fing that fights back. We'z da Orks, an' we'z made ta fight and win.

Any ink or extra holes?
Nah, Grotsnik ain't patch me up since

Long walks on the beach?
Walk'in iz dat all you'z Zogg'in Gitz d'hink a'bout? Wotz about smash'in an' Dakka

If you were an alcoholic beverage, what would you be?
Im notz a drink! I'm DA GREAT GREEN PROPHET 'O' DA WAAAGH

Who's your favorite artist?
Orkimedes

Who's your favorite writer?
Orkimedes

Favorite pastime?
t'ravellin' d'rough space is borh'in. Well, borh'in unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakerz, or a base fer da chaos ladz wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootaz come callin', Da'z always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weirdboy Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da ladz, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta Stomp!

Favorite kind of underwear?
Wot?

Favorite sex toy?
Lok 'ere you Zogg'in Git you'z not very funny with ur made made up wyrdz.

What Rocky means to you?
I love a ROKs d'ere a great ol' larf.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Stomp'in Da u'iverse flat an' kill any'fing that fights back.